You know how it is when your sitting in your favourite chair sipping tea and reading the Sunday papers and the wife comes in moaning that you never lift a finger, that she does everything yadda yadda yadda.
The stupid woman fails to recognise that you have been working your fingers to the bone all week keeping a roof over her head while she’s been out spending all your money!
So next time she starts complaining about your laziness say nothing just let your mug do the talking!
While you’re sipping your wife will see a middle finger with the message “Don’t say I never lift a finger.”
Genius, trust me the wife will be speechless!