Feel nervous in social situations? At these social events do you feel weird? Creepy even?
In your nervousness, you tell jokes that no else laughs at, that other people find vulgar or offensive even?
Everything you say is followed by an awkward silence?
Are you at the bottom of the pecking order at work and with your friends those around you mock you and make jokes at your expense?
It’s ok your just socially awkward, so the best thing you can do is lose your friends, quit your job, go on the dole and sit around all day watching Netflix and drinking from a Socially Awkward Mug.
There are various designs to choose from each with a different slogan
- “Socially awkward please don’t touch me” each word is a different colour
- “Socially awkward please don’t talk to me” each word is in a different colour
- “You read my mug that’s enough social interaction for one day.”
- “Single and to socially awkward to mingle.”
- “In memory of my social life” written on a gravestone
- “I was socially awkward before it was cool.”
- “I’m not socially awkward I just really love cats.”
- “Socially awkward Alien” with a picture of an Alien
- “I’m not socially awkward I would rather stay at home and read books.”
- “I’m not socially awkward I would rather stay at home with my……” then you have a choice of Cat, Dog, Lizard, Hamster, Gineau Pig and Horse.
All mugs are ceramic and microwave and dishwasher safe